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This morning's petrol price at BP station down the road from the wilderness house was NZ$1.829 per litre!
As 1 US gallon = 3.78541178 litres that translates to NZ$6.92 per US gallon of petrol. At the current exchange rate that is equal to US$4.92 for a gallon of gas. The TV news tonight reported that the price per litre down south was NZ$1.859 ... I'm not kidding!

Welcome to WWW - Wilderness Wally's World - A place where one can read a story about Americana or discover information on the many people and places of interest in beautiful New Zealand.

Click here to read more at Wally's Front Porch - Woman, 101, grows horn? ... I'm not kidding!

Click Here for Pot Luck - 9oz Miracle: World's Smallest Ever Baby Boy Doing fine ... And Dope caught trying to snort amphetamines off the top of patrol car!

Lord, please keep Your arm around my shoulders and Your hand over my mouth.

Enough politics, now for something important!
Crash caused by driver shaving bikini line

A car crash in Florida is being blamed on the fact that the driver was attempting to shave her bikini line at the wheel. (That should have read 'while at the wheel' but the mental image was interesting for a moment.)

Trooper Gary Dunick says the 37-year-old woman was attempting to shave her pubic hair, while her ex-husband held the wheel. Her car then crashed into the back of a pickup truck, injuring two women, reports the Key West Citizen.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Dunick said.

"If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. "It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this'. Well, this takes it."

Two female passengers in the pickup truck were treated for minor injuries following the crash in Cudjoe Key.

To make matters worse, police said the woman motorist has been banned from driving for five years the day before the crash for driving under the influence.

She now faces charges of driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, driving with no insurance, and of leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries. Besides that, felony stupid charges should be laid for doing all that while driving with her ex-husband to meet a boyfriend.
Whatever!

Dog adrift on ice saved from Baltic Sea - Link to story of Dog's Best Friend coming to the rescue

In the US, 'everyone' is up in arms over the price of Chicken wings! That's right, you might say chicken wings are flying sky-high! I wouldn't but you might.
Never-the-less, The primary factor driving up wing prices is the growing number of restaurants, including many national chains, that are adding wings to their offerings, says Richard Lobb, spokesman for the Washington-based chicken industry trade group the National Chicken Council. (I'm not kidding!)

According to the Agriculture Department, the average wholesale price of wings in 2009 was $1.47 a pound, up 39% from 2008 and the highest it has been, adjusted for inflation, since the mid-1970s.
By the way, here in New Zealand we're paying around NZ$3.50 a pound at the retail level.

Sunday 7 March 2010
Torrential rains and gigantic hailstones have lashed Australia, flooding the city of Melbourne and bursting riverbanks further north.

Melbourne was hit by a thunderstorm which drenched the city with 19mm of rain in the first 18 minutes. Bureau of Meteorology forecaster Wasyl Drosdowsky said the hail that hit in one suburban area was up to 10 centimetres (four inches) in diameter.

"(It was) tennis ball size roughly," he said. "As far as we can tell, that's close to the biggest hail we've seen in Melbourne."

The Australian Weather Bureau has issued flood warnings for parts of the state of Victoria but the ferocity of the storm, which has been likened to a "mini-cyclone", has taken many by surprise.

... and then in Queensland:
ST GEORGE - Once-in-a-century flooding has caused hundreds of millions of dollars worth of damage in southwest Queensland, with authorities focusing on hard-hit communities after the town of St George escaped the worst.

St George, the township at the centre of one of the state's major cotton-growing regions, was spared a potentially ruinous river-level peak of 14m yesterday. But the record-breaking flooding is causing problems for the townships of Thallon, Bollon and Dirranbandi, south of St George.

The water has breached the levee at the Moonie River at Thallon, and road access to all three regional communities has been cut off. Queensland Premier Anna Bligh said the damage bill from the flooding was expected to run into the hundreds of millions of dollars.

Cheaper 'cheapest' flight upsets tourist - Shop before you buy! - Link here to NZ Herald

Head of 'Climategate' research unit admits he hid data - because it was 'standard practice'

In a related story:
STOCKHOLM – Dozens of ships including a passenger ferry with nearly 1,000 people on board were trapped Friday in heavy pack ice in the Baltic Sea off Sweden's east coast, officials said.

Ice breakers were trying to free the ferry Amorella and two cargo ships stuck at the edge of an archipelago northeast of Stockholm, while rescue helicopters and military hovercraft were on standby to evacuate passengers if needed. Gale-force winds were hampering the effort, the Swedish Maritime Administration said.

"As soon as they break the ice, it freezes over again," sea rescue spokesman Peter Lindquist said. He said no one was hurt and there were no immediate plans to evacuate the ships.

Jeff Foxworthy on Illinois - Internal Link Here

Why do we drive on different sides of the road - Internal Link Here

Seats on a Plane, How to Score The Best Ones-Link Here

Health care in the paradise of Cuba ... Link to Wikipedia here. "... Challenges include relatively low pay of doctors (physicians are paid only 15 dollars a month, poor facilities, poor provision of equipment, and frequent absence of essential drugs. Cubans often rely on 'sociolismo' and corruption."

In the midst of all this, a story of HOPE and CHANGE - Mystical' stone puts plumber on new path ... Well, more hope and change than we've seen of late anyway!
A Polish plumber has become a faith healer after finding a 'mystical' stone while digging up drains under his house.

Jacek Slominski has been swamped by demands from hundreds of patients since he pulled the stone from the earth where it had lain undisturbed for hundreds of years.

"It has a huge Z carved into it and as soon as I touched it I felt this tremendous energy coming from it," he said.

"I've had a bad back for years but all of a sudden all the pain left me and never returned," he added at his home in Bialystok.

Now Mr Slominski has become a full time healer and claims that patients travel hundreds of miles just to touch his healing stone. "I don't understand it but it works and it's better than fixing broken toilets," he said.

A while back we made one of our regular pilgrimages to Martha's Backyard in Mt Wellington to stock up on things American. I suppose those who live outside the Auckland area would just laugh at our description of 'challenging long treks' in the quest for root beer, Libby's pumpkin pie mix, wheat thins, Triscuits and Cheez-Its.

You must remember, we are out here in the wop-wops of Whangaparaoa and we must navigate our way across the 'big smoke' of Auckland.

Never the less, it is a matter of priorities, our stash of Kool-Aid, Wish Bone chunky blue cheese dressing, Jell-O, Bisquick and Jack Daniels hickory brown sugar barbecue sauce was getting dangerously low. Mrs Wilderness found something new on the shelf, a single serve mini bag of Orville Redenbacher's pop corn!

If, somehow, you have not heard of Martha's Backyard oasis, it is located at
114 Lunn Ave, Mt Wellington, Auckland – Tel:09 570 7976
Shop hours:
Mon-Fri 10am-5pm
Sat & Sun 10am-4pm

PS - No, we don't make anything out of this. I just know there are times when a root beer float is soooo important.

Joe writes: "Hiya, does anyone know where I might be able to purchase some 'Diet Rite' soda from?? That or Botannicals Ice?"
(If you have an answer for Joe let me know with comment or e-mail and I'll pass it along.)
Updated!Sorry Joe, Diet Rite doesn't seem to be on the shelf in NZ. I 'still' don't know what Botannicals Ice is!

Leslie writes: ... might you also know where i can find Hersheys choc chips???
(Mrs Wilderness says she has seen them at Woolies/Foodtown in the past. I have done a piece on the Hershey's importers in NZ in the General Store (See Table of Contents on left) Wilson Consumer Products bring some Hershey's products into New Zealand but not a complete range.

Wish you were here?
Anyone who promised to visit friends or relatives in New Zealand and just never seemed to get 'a round toit' have missed one of the best summers this country has experienced in a long, long time. Of course this is just my opinion but it seems to be shared by a lot of people we know.

By all measures I know, like the number of days when an outdoor barbecue was a good choice or, the number of times a cold beer was the better option over a sauvignon blanc this has been one great summer.

Of course it isn't over yet but you had better hurry. There are a couple of flights a day from almost everywhere this is read.

Next Time You Think You Are Having a Bad Day ...
MARJAH, Afghanistan — Thousands of NATO and Afghan security forces encountered pockets of resistance and a fierce sandstorm Sunday as they pushed deeper into Marjah, a Taliban stronghold and linchpin of the militants' logistical and opium-smuggling network in Helmand province.

In addition to the storm — which cut visibility to just a few feet — coalition forces faced sniper fire as they moved through the town of 80,000 people. Marines and Afghan troops used metal detectors and sniffer dogs, searching compound to compound for explosives rigged to explode. Blasts from controlled detonations could be heard about every 10 minutes north of Marjah.

Click on 'Miscellaneous' in the Table of Contents to expand and find US Contacts In New Zealand and other items.

Update for Non-U.S. citizens entering the U.S.
As of April 30, 2010 ALL visa applicants are required to fill in the online application form (DS-160) Link Here. Once completed, the information in the DS-160 will be electronically transmitted. The applicant must then print the confirmation page that includes some biographical information and a bar code confirmation number. Applicants must bring the DS-160 Confirmation Page to their interview. http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/forms/forms_4230.html Link Here

Click to view some of our photos of New Zealand As usual, a work in progress.

Come back often, have fun, keep in touch...
Mr and Mrs W-W


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Barbara Kreusch Chrisman said:The TV news (on the web) now lists cows as outnumbering New Zealand residents.:)

Chuck Dionis said:Walt.. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
(Bill O'Reilly doesn't want me to say Happy Holidays anymore) LOL
Take care, and see you when I see you Chuck

Barb Chrisman said:Hey, W/W, it's the "Pink Glove Dance": put on by an outstanding hospital near my neck of the woods. It was a great presentation.

And that Ford commerical was great!


Cindy Lou Tache said:Hi Walt & Georgea
Just to let you know I'm up and running at Leon's Sweet & Savoury,,I've made about 900 perogies and they are all for sale,,frozen and ready to go into the pot...pumpkin pies will be started on next,,so if anyone wants to purchase them for Christmas,, they should get their orders in,,,lol
Would love to see you again,, but this time I am open for business,, by the by thanks again for dropping in to see me...so if anyone is keening for a A&W root beer float or a great sundae, banana split or my winning personality,,i'll be there most of the time from 10am til 10 pm..I hope to see you all on my shop,,,on 47 Customs Street at Leon's Sweet & Savoury (AKA Rush Munro's)
Be well everyone
And see you soon at the shop..
Cindy Lou
PS: shop email is sweetleons@hotmail.com

kansasgirl said:Hi Wally and Mrs. Wally. Just wanted to let you know that Martha's Backyard has their new stock in - Pop Tarts, Fritos (yay!!), candy corn, A&W root beer Jiffy cornbread muffin mix, Reeces and many other goodies. (Sept 5th)

Barbara Kreusch Chrisman said:Wally,
Being a nurse, I am especially pleased that you thought to include the CDC article to help teach people how to protect themselves from the Swine Flu (and from many other communicable diseases).

Margo said:Check out Mrs. WW's Kitchen, a recipe for Butterfingers to try.

Jack Cooper said:nice one walt -keep in touch
Jack

DK said:Congrats, WW! You've hit the Big Time!

Barbara Kreusch Chrisman said:OK, why doesn't Tarzan have a beard. (I noticed there was no link when I first saw this about 3 days ago, and finally decided to ask.)

Barbara Kreusch Chrisman said:I've read your story about your mother (and selling your sailboat to make the last trip to see her) before, and I love it. Glad you included it for Mother's Day. Especially pleased to see you credit our loving heavenly father, God, for providing you the impetus to make the trip.
In Christ's love,
Nurse Barb

kansasgirl said:Your story about spiders in Australia freaks me out! Having lived in South America and seeing the same sized spiders on my way to school (like webs from tree to tree but luckily set back from the footpath), I know why I have the arachnid phobia that I have!

Frank Hoolihan said:Ages since I last visited Walt. Joy says I should be
horsewhipped. Couldn't wait. polished off the "Easter Bunny"
last night. Delicious.

WW said:Thanks Barb, I forgot where I put it! Memory - it's the second thing to go!

Barbara Kreusch Chrisman said:WW: You noted above, on Potluck, a story about a man with an ankle bracelet stole the bracelet, but I didn't find the story on Potluck. I've checked a few days, and it's still not there. What/where is the rest of the story, as Paul Harvey would say?

Barbara Kreusch Chrisman said:How good of you to provide the link to Q's site. I'm not technilogolically (spelling?) competent enough to do so.

Barbara Kreusch Chrisman said:WW: Your comment about thanking service members led me to refer you (and your readers) to www.IraqWarHeroes.org. The gentleman who devotes his life to honoring veterans has sites for WWII vets, Korean and Vietnam vets, Iraq/Afghanistan. He was a Vietnam vet, and changed his name to Q Madp. He is a wonderful photographer, and provides photos of funerals and "welcome home" events to the families of veterans. He of course does a good job of showing the honor/respect that the Patriot Guard Riders provide for funerals (to prevent the distraction of people intent on politicizing the services).

Margo said:Loved the night sky story, reminded me of the "Simpson" episode when Lisa tried to get people to look at the night sky. When I was a kid in the desert we used to lay out in the backyard and just stare at the stars. Bet they don't do that in many places anymore?

Anon said:What do you expect from THE rag in NZ ... and why do you think we don't read that rag?

Margo said:Just think of all of us women who are sitting on a goldmine! Wonder if I should sell mine on e-bay?

bird of paradise said:December 7th is now known also as the day OJ was given a 'life sentence' behind bars too! Supreme Justice!!

Josie Coker said:A rather belated congratulations on your 40th wedding anniversary. Your trip sounded wonderful and made me so nostalgic about the good old U.S. You two enjoy life together while you can...who knows about tomorrow??

bird of paradise said:Great that Starbucks is everywhere so you can get your morning 'fix' - happy trails eating your way across the west!

bird of paradise said:WW and Mrs W, great to hear about your Big OE/adventures in CA! Enjoy resting up for the next ones when you hit the road again...

Linda (in Ca) said:I was so pleased to meet you and your wife today. I really enjoyed our visit! Please do come visit again!

Colleen May Murray said:Hi Wally, Had Mrs Wilderness over Sat night for dinner, as usual a few wines were consumed, but of course we missed you not being with us. Not long until Mrs W arrives now and you can wander together again.
Bye for now
Colleen & Brian

Joy & Frank said:Howdy Walt, Loved your story about the Coffee Shop. There is now a new one open on the main rd. In Orewa, between "Joust" and Plantation. We plan on taking Georgea there when we get back from Wellington. Off tomorrow & back Monday. Take care but still have fun. F. & J.A.

Joy & Frank said:Whats this about going incognito.Problems with the Law ???.
Hope you are having a great time.Try to keep out of mischief
Adios Amigo. Joybells & Franco.

Margo said:Glad to see you back writing and know we all look forward to your adventures. You are missing lots of rain and now nippy weather too, aren't you envious?

Kansas Girl said:Hey Wally,

What's been happening in the USA? Where are you (or is that top secret?) and what have you been up to? I want to hear about the computer salesman! Be glad you left New Zealand when you did. The weather took a turn for the worse within hours of your departure. Is this a coincidence?


Colleen & Brian said:Hi Wally, Glad to hear you had a great trip back to the USA. Will look forward to hearing of your wanderings.
C & B

Frank & Joy. said:You see Walt, miracles do happen. Bon Voyage. Have a great
time but dont forget where they make the best coffee.

Kansas Girl said:Happy Easter! I loved your article about Easter. I am totally gutted that I will never see Easter on the 22nd of March but then there are a lot of things I probably will never see....the sphinx, Vladavostock, the Congo.......... But have a great Easter Sunday yourselves.

Margo said:After reading about Easter, I am convinced there was something wonderful about living in 'Ignorant Bliss' when we didn't have so much information.

WW said:Thanks for dropping by Dianne!

Dianne from the pet shop said:Hi Wally, enjoyed your interpretation of cricket. A bit like us kiwis trying to explain American football!!

Wilderness Jr said:VERY sad that the MIGHTY Cowboys lost against the silly Giants :(

kansas girl said:Hi Wilderness,

Good to have another look at your site. I saw a pic of the new US $ coin but now I can't find it back. Could you email me a copy of it? Turkey day is coming.....


BOON250 said:I loved the Rainbow Bridge story.... very touching....

California Sus said:I think the little TBall player is thinking "outside the box". He's probably at the top of some company.

California Sus said:Bart is so cute. I like the "stupid" signs idea. I could place many of them.

Dawn said:Stopped by for another look Walt. Glad you two have weathered another storm over the ditch. We are still contending with ours. Nine weeks for me now before I head off for New Mexico. Counting down ........

Bonnie said:Wally, you two really tickle me, I think you are more AMERICAN than you were when you escaped to The Land of The Long White Cloud. Anyway, keep up the good work, your site makes me homesick and I still live here!!

WW said:Susie - Be there before you know it... if the Good Lord is willing and the creeks don't rise!

Susie Lever said:Hi Wally. Love this website, but makes me miss you and Georgea more.

WW said:Thanks for stopping by Terri. It is all a work in progress and we hope you drop in often.

Terri A. said:This website is very informative, especially the "Travel New Zealand" link. Keep up the good work.

WW said:BOP-Thanks but now they are flying porkers! For a while anyway.

bird of paradise said:Love the blinking globes and the updates - thanks!

WW said:Thanks Dawn, hope you visit often. The bird life in immediate region is Wilderness Bart! (Inside the house.) Outside there are plenty of birds and we will write about them soon.

Dawn in Oz said:Hi WW, love your website. Lots of information for everyone. Would love to see some shots of the bird-life in your immediate region. Will revisit when I have more time and have a good look - but love it.

WW said:Thanks Meredith, we hope you stop by often and if you get a chance tell a story or two.

Meredith Lynn said:Great website!

K & M in Maine, USA said:Dear Wilderness Wally, Your web site makes us smile! There is nothing like this site, which stirs the embers of our identity as Americans, and makes us chuckle in the process, too. K & M

W-W said:bop - Thanks, but DK takes the bows for looks. I think his wife has some input as well!

bird of paradise said:The front page looks great with the flags and the various languages printed underneath - I like it!

Wilderness said:Thank you Lois, DK makes it all look good. Also, I told him to call his Mother more often. WW

Lois Wessel said:Am really excited about your pages. Of course I could be prejudiced--Dk is my son. But seriously it is really nice.

     
 

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